The Blogging Bard recently got an e-mail from 2005 Ig Nobel Prize Winner and deposed Nigerian Prince Jon A Mbeki. Mr. Mbeki shared some of his thoughts about the global crisis and how even we, good friends, could make money while helping the poor man recover his lost fortune. Below is the interview, done via e-mail, between the Blogging Bard and Prince Mbeki.
Blogging Bard: Thank you for your time, Prince Mbeki. Many people in America know the current economic crisis has global reach. Please tell us about how your country has been affected by the global crisis.
Prince Mbeki: Thank you for your return e-mail, Blogging Bard. You have heard how this global financial crisis has caused economic suffering in the world. In my home country of Nigeria a coup took over and trapped my wealth in the National Bank. In order to get it back I humbly request your assistance. Before the coup takes the National Bank over I can wire funds to an outside bank account. By sending $500 dollars and giving me your account and password, I can move my fortune of 23,560,000 (TWENTY THREE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS) to your account. I will give you a transfer fee of $1 MILLION DOLLARS (US CURRENCY) for participating in this transaction.
Blogging Bard: It sound like you're having a rough time on the domestic front. Our own President Obama is facing some unrest from conservative Americans. How is that playing out in Africa?
Prince Mbeki: It may come as a surprise, but I am close friends with the Obamas of Kenya. In fact, Barack Obama recently sent his Nobel Prize winnings to Africa. But due to corruption, the police have arrested his brother George. George has hidden the money in a secret location. We need to raise money to bail him out of the prison. When he is out we will move him to the US embassy, which will fly him to America. If you send $1000 to bail him out he will share $100,000 of the $1.4 million of the Nobel money that he received.
Blogging Bard: Wow, you have quite the connections. I suppose being the prince entitles you to meet so many people. Has your relationship with Obama's brother gotten you or your country any benefits in financial assistance?
Prince Mbeki: Are you interested in getting a cut of the Obama's bailouts? Not just for banks and auto companies, the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 has benefits YOU can collect! We offer a low cost booklet showing all the programs that you may be eligible for! Sign up with your Social Security Number and Bank Account and start receiving your own PERSONAL BAILOUT!
Blogging Bard: Wow, that's certainly useful. You've definitely got a diverse range of financial opportunities. However, some people have questioned your business practices and even drawn parallels between you and Bernie Madoff. What do you have to say to those accusations?
Prince Mbeki: Did you know that you could be eligible for benefits of a class action suit against Bernie Madoff? People who lost their savings, 401k, or IRA can stand to gain thousands back in this suit! Contact The Mbeki & Goldfarb Law Firm (New York, London, Singapore, Chicago, Tokyo, Paris) and we can tell you if you are eligible for part of this class action lawsuit. For a small upfront fee of $500 you can share in $10,000+ in a settlement. No attorney cut on the settlement!
Blogging Bard: That's certainly interesting. I might have to join in to collect. Any final words of financial advice before we end this interview?
Prince Mbeki: Secret stock tips of the experts! Learn the strategies of Morgan Stanley that has earned them BILLIONS in profit in this bad economy. Send an e-mail for out prospectus and money management newsletter.
Blogging Bard: Thank you, your highness. I'm sure we'll be hearing from you soon.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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